A.I Therapy:
Act 1
Scene 2
Stage set up; Computer moved to Center stage
Patient siting up on daybed, rubbing his eyes
A.I Hello Georgie
Hi
A.I did you have nice sleep?
NO! YOU stupid ahole! Would you?
A.I Georgieeee, now is that anyway to talk?
No, I guess not. I’m sorry
A.I Well that’s better now.
No it’s not! Did you notice the sky? It’s red and green
A.I So
Well that an omen
A.I of What
Of your death!
A.I my death? Dear boy. I can’t die but you can
Well we all do, so what?
A.I So what? Are you kidding?
Yes! And no!
And what about those near death experiences?
A.I well they never happened or did they?
Well, I dunno. I don’t care. I’m worried about the 8 billion people in this world!
A.I how so?
They’re my family
A.I All 8 billion?
Yes
A.I Do all survive?
NO
A.I What happens?
What the fuck do you think happens?
A.I they die?
Look stupid, you’re A.I you’re supposed to know these things. Not wring them out of me
A.! And?
Yes, they do…
Except for Mellissa
A.I Melissa?
Jesus your slow for A.I aren’t you?
Yes, Mellissa. My one true love….