A I Therapy

Act 1

Scene 1

Stage Set up

Computer (HE) on a stand stage left

Patient lounging on a couch center of stage

He Said: Hello Georgie,

Hi

He Said: Well, my son

You’ve lived life, so well

Sir, I have

No complaints, before I die

He said:

And you’ve burned the candle at both ends

I bet you have many stories to tell

Sir I haven’t burned the candle at both ends

But, at both ends and the middle too

And I bet there are stories- you’d -want- to hear

He said: Yes, I would

So what’s troubling you?

Life

He Said: Oh, how unusual. Everyone else’s life is just perfect, Why is yours so sad. (muffled “you ass”)

I’ve had 2 near death experiences

He Said: Oh? Do tell?

The first was when my wife (at the time)

Caught me sleeping with the next door neighbors daughter

Yes yes..18… blah blah blah I’m pretty sure anyway

He said:

And the next, George or do you prefer Georgie?

Georgie

She caught me sleeping with her sister

He Said: The Daughter’s sister?  

Noo, My wife’s! 

You ass of electrons and sand! 

Heavens, the computer age used to be an extension of humans. 

Now I fear humans are the extension of computers. 

He said: Yes, Georgie, you are…

I mean, so you’ve…

Been a shit bag?

Have you?

Yes, of course.. so what? What are and who are you to be so inquisitive?

He said: I am the law, Georgie. Not the earthly kind, though More ethereal I’d say

And so what? What are you going to do to me? Kill me..

Well, are you?

He said: Oh nooo.. I presume you’ll do that yourself.

Oh really, why, how? Gun, poison, bridge with a small walkway and a long fall hahahah.

He said: Oh no. Nothing as direct as that.

God, (nm) I don’t believe in that myth. But I do hope you short out.

He said: Oh, why, Georgie?

Because you are the future enemy of the state.

So listen. NO matter what you say or try to trick me into saying…

I won’t go crying! 

Nor screaming in to that good night

Nor be lost in the above

Of senseless meaning

I will chill the new born days light

And switch the hell

From anyone’s sight

For I am a man

Tried and true

And if you doubt that

I’m waiting for you

Out side

Bare knuckled I wait for thee 

I’ll demolish you

Just wait and fucking see

He said: Georgie, I see our times up for now…

Harrumph I hope you blow a tube. Like rock stars amplifier

He said: And I Georgie ..

Well come, touch my side. What do you feel?

Cold steel?

He said: Titanium actually

Now think good thoughts. Until tomorrow. The white suits are coming for you now…